Comments | numberoneenemy: Yuck,I smell fish.

numberoneenemy

Yuck,I smell fish.

May 22, 2002 13:03

What the fuck did I miss?

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papa_denethor May 22 2002, 10:13:40 UTC

MELKIE!!

You have been sorely missed.

*glomp*

numberoneenemy May 22 2002, 10:17:23 UTC

Muahahaha! Not the reaction I expected but kickass!

I missed you too, my sexy multi-talented high priest ;)

You've been out of trouble lately or am I going to have to take huge puff of something and sit down?

uh... papa_denethor May 22 2002, 10:29:42 UTC

Well, I seem to have been blinded by your sister's light. We drove Ungoliant off. I orchestrated a massive Inquisition which kind of fell apart in the end.

Oh, and Nelys misses you.

How's the honeymoon?

Re: uh... numberoneenemy May 22 2002, 10:35:08 UTC

So.you're fucking BLIND?!

The honeymoon has been great except for the fact that I almost fucking DROWNED and my eyeliner got fuckig smudged.You think they would make wave proof eyeliner.Stupid fucks.I think we're gonna bail soon though,we're in the mood to bring anguish and shit in people's lives.

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:ORGASM: ghostofisildur May 22 2002, 10:26:33 UTC

Melkie, I missed you SO MUCH!\

:massive kiss:

Not much new here.
Boromir went evil and kidnapped me, Legoslut, Faramir and Lethalia.
Ungoliant nearly killed us all.
And I am in love again.

Re: :ORGASM: numberoneenemy May 22 2002, 10:30:28 UTC

That's twice I got big font!

I missed you too Ghost-tart!

:evil hugs and kisses:

Why did Ungoliant try to kill you people?I thought she liked you.You're in love again?With who?

Re: :ORGASM: ghostofisildur May 22 2002, 10:37:06 UTC

You shouldn't go away for long periods of time! We miss basking in your sexy evilness.

Ungoliant has been gradually reverting to her evil ways. It all started when Denny and Boroslut had their duel and Borry was gravely wounded. She obtained the Ring and seduced Boromir with it, thus making him evil. He kidnapped Legoslut and made Leggy evil, too. It was all very arousing terrifying.

I'm in love with Faramir. He has hypnotised me with his stunning blue eyes and the very thought of him makes me swoon and start reciting Italian poetry.

How was the honeymoon?

Re: :ORGASM: numberoneenemy May 22 2002, 10:55:15 UTC

Muhahahaha,yes,you have all been deprived for too long ;)

Fuck,so I missed evil Legoslut!

And two Faramirs.Issy,what is it with you and guys named Faramir?

The honeymoon was perfect except for me almost drowning and smudging my fucking eyeliner in the process.Fucking ocean.

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nelys May 22 2002, 10:47:08 UTC

:clings:

numberoneenemy May 22 2002, 10:52:44 UTC

Sweetness!

Re: nelys May 22 2002, 11:07:21 UTC

My love!! :D :adores:

Fucking comp keeps fucking disconnecting me. :kicks computer:

jadegemini May 22 2002, 10:52:55 UTC

:contemplates smacking him, but is rather busy helping Denny:

My husband left me. not that it matters in the greater scheme of things, but it happened.

numberoneenemy May 22 2002, 10:56:25 UTC

Darkshade fucking LEFT you?Why?!

I can mind read,don't smack me,I'm back.I'll even break my rule.:hugs:

jadegemini May 22 2002, 11:03:16 UTC

:sighs, hugs back: He's retiring, and he doesn't want to hold me back, or some such nonesense.

I missed you.

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*blows smoke in face* legolasgreenlef May 23 2002, 06:27:26 UTC

You have missed naught, Melkor. My once sickenly pure soul is tarnished-and an immense joy of suffering has engulfed me.

I am ever beauteous.

For some tea and slaughtering, shall you accompany me one eve? I do so enjoy a fine execution. And mayhaps, the execution may be your own...*narrowed eyes*

Re: *blows smoke in face* nelys May 23 2002, 12:57:00 UTC

Well, I'm game. ;)