Comments | numbernein: Hi, we're the Catholic Church...

numbernein

Hi, we're the Catholic Church...

Sep 19, 2008 14:03

...and we are just MAKING THIS SHIT UP AS WE GO ALONG.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26747166/

CHURCH: "We must teach Intelligent Design Creationism as an alternative to the theory of Evolution ( Read more... )

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starfish12 September 19 2008, 18:36:43 UTC

I'll register as officially not offended.

I don't get not believing in evolution when we can OBSERVE it in nature.

Anyway, LOL at abolishing limbo. Everybody is like "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO. . . HOW LOW CAN YOU GO . . . HOW . . . WHAT??? no more LIMBO???"

srsly numbernein September 20 2008, 17:21:10 UTC

Do you still have any material related to that religious argument we had Junior year? I think I was arguing FOR Catholicism and it seems like a bad drunken dream or lsd trip. I remember arguing with you about gay bees (a SWEET name for a band) and this must mean I was staunchly anti-homosexuality.

What a turd sandwich I was.

psyco_chick32 September 19 2008, 19:52:22 UTC

I think I love you.

Scratch that.

I know I love you.

Maybe I could be your second husband! numbernein September 20 2008, 17:21:38 UTC

I'm pretty sure Levi'd be cool with it.

Psh, Like he has a say! psyco_chick32 September 20 2008, 17:22:33 UTC

He can share :)
And he'd like somebody to play more games with.
*grins*

la_megere September 19 2008, 20:36:48 UTC

Hey Pope! You can't randomly decide you're bored and ABOLISH limbo.

If you're going to make shit up, at least stick with your story...

Ciao! :)

Sticking to their story numbernein September 20 2008, 17:22:54 UTC

CHURCH: "Satan created Charles Darwin to test your faith. Do not waver!"

SCIENCE: "Oh shut up. No one's even listening to you anymore."

shoink September 19 2008, 22:50:45 UTC

Devil's advocate:

To be fair, is it wrong for the church to LEARN? If they're wrong about something, would you rather them just keep being wrong? Or would you rather them go "oh wait... ah, our bad, that evolution thing makes sense."?

Frankly, I think it's ok that they've pulled the stubbornness back a bit. Though, granted, they should make some sort of apologetic statement.

numbernein September 20 2008, 17:14:24 UTC

The thing is, the catholic religion is BUILT upon these "wrongs." As they continue to concede points to science (not because they WANT to, but because they HAVE to do to increased intelligence among the masses) they destroy the very principles upon which they are founded ( ... )

psyco_chick32 September 20 2008, 17:24:45 UTC

Hear hear!
The best thought about a non-religious time... wouldn't it be nice to see people doing nice, good things... not because a scary man in the sky tells them to, but because it's the right thing to do?

shoink September 20 2008, 19:15:39 UTC

So you'd rather they stay wrong so you still have a reason to be mad? Cuz that's all I got from all of that ( ... )

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