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[numbereleven]

I've noticed lately, that every single one of my straight girlfriends is single and pretty jaded, and every one of my gay girlfriends are totally fucking head-over-heels for their girl

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[tankfreak]

*whistles and looks around all innocent like*

[numbereleven]

Hey, get that spellsex outta here!

[tankfreak]

Wait...is this one better? :P

[numbereleven]

Dammit... I said I'm NOT being bitter. Don't rub it in!

[dana_scully]

Girls are better. The end.

[numbereleven]

But I don't have one of those, either.

Bahh!! Get outta here, you two!

[tankfreak]

Apparently there are plenty in Asheville...they grow them here ;)

[dana_scully]

They do, I've seen the farm.

[snoopydancer]

um, so like... i'm not gay or single. wtf?

[numbereleven]

You're totally gay for Wesley.

Huh. I was talking pretty decisively up there about FOUR people.

[snoopydancer]

then dont say "every single one" not to put to fine a point on it, but you're the one who said you're WERENT leaving me out of your life on purpose. so stop doing it be accident or I'm gonna get scorned or bitter.

[numbereleven]

No really, I'm retarded, I left a TON of people out of that argument, because I was feeling very biased.

It's really not that extreme, at all. Though I would have to say that everyone in a relationship I know right now is head-over-heels. Just not all gay.

[faeriedancer]

I got the low down about that date btw. She randomly met him and thought he was cute, and asked him on a date. She went on one, and is not interested in another one. But he did tell her that she would hear nothing good about him from me. Lol