Comments | number_24: Wow...that SUCKED!

number_24

Wow...that SUCKED!

Aug 10, 2007 22:48

So the Monarch's totally pissed and I'm totally screwed.

Why?

Well, 21 and I were recently given the rank Head Henchmen. Which is friggin' sweet! We get these super cool badges and stuff!

Unfortunately, one of the jobs of a Head Henchman is to train the new recruits. You should have seen these kids! Biggest bunch of wussies I've ever seen. They ( Read more... )

disembodied he-man head, newbies, monarch, incredible hulk gloves, raid

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monarch_the August 11 2007, 03:52:06 UTC

Yeah, well clean the saw blades while you're cowering fear. Your leader is going out for a drink.

number_24 August 11 2007, 04:32:25 UTC

...yeah, okay boss...

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number_24 August 15 2007, 02:49:30 UTC

What do you mean by that?

Should I be offended?

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number_24 August 15 2007, 22:14:17 UTC

Oh, thank you then! :)

21 and I have been working for the Monarch for like...ten years at least! Most of the henchmen only last a few months. We've learned not to get attached...

You think we could have caught that immortality thing the Venture kids seem to have going for them?

[( Yeah, I wasn't really sure what the hell was going on that the time :D. But I think it'd be great if they finally got those jet packs to work, forgetting once again that their wings really work. But they'd crash land about a couple miles away from Mordhaus and have a little hitch-hiking adventure back to 21's house. But I'm silly like that XD )]

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number_24 August 11 2007, 04:30:41 UTC

Glad I didn't apply to work for you...sheesh!

croozin August 11 2007, 05:13:57 UTC

Yeah, I don't really see how a disembodied He-Man head is going to help you. At all. It's no wonder the plan failed. And Hulk gloves? Can you kill anybody with Hulk gloves? Aren't they styrofoam? My team gets laser guns as soon as they join. Boosh! Only, we're killing the bad people...not the good people.

-Awesome X

number_24 August 15 2007, 01:25:46 UTC

Yeah, I think I realized I fucked up now. But thanks for the sage advice, dick. >:(

21 and I have dart and grappling guns. If you get close enough with a grappling gun, you can really put the hurt on someone!

(Laser guns sound fucking sweet though!!!!)

croozin August 15 2007, 03:33:07 UTC

No problem! That's what Awesome X is here for. Giving advice and saving people. Mostly saving people though. Giving advice is generally for television talk shows. But uh...name's not Dick. It's Awesome X. So...check it out.

Grappling guns aren't bad. They don't make cool sound effects though. That's one of the disadvantages.

(Yeah. We've got jet boots too.)

-Awesome X

number_24 August 15 2007, 22:18:14 UTC

Wait...are you being sarcastic, or are you just retarded?

Well, I dunno. Grappling guns do make that "woosh" sound. And dart guns sound like regular guns. It'd still be nice to have like a bazooka or something...I bet we could somehow make that butterfly themed.

(Don't get me started on jet-ANYTHING...)

planetpiss August 14 2007, 23:15:30 UTC

wat kinda bagdes?

number_24 August 15 2007, 01:16:05 UTC

The plastic kind that say "Sheriff" on them. Monarch probably picked them up at Toys R Us...or the Dollar Tree...

They're still pretty cool though.