Today you are Claude Debussy. Inspired by this Bach icon, you were I suppose innovative during your life time. But your constant need to use diatonic whole steps instead of nice pretty sounds like your contemporaries Chopin, Faubre, and others, lead you to be another French composer that is unpleasant. The worst song ever includes your Claire de ( Read more... )

Today you are the priest during the Bolshevik Revolution Rasputin. You are one ugly mother fucker, however, all the Romanov women love you. To remind you of what you look like, you are about a 40 year old man (time period is about 1910-1915) with sandy brown hair that is balding right on the top of your head. It is a very odd place to bald, but it ( Read more... )

Today you are a Greek philosopher named Dio. You suck at life too. Unlike being a scoundrel Cataline or a incestuous whore Clodia, you find joy in raping young boys. Although, this is deeply hidden underneath your intelligent outlook and conversation. However, all this fun and games have come to in end because you were murdered. By whom do you ask ( Read more... )

Today we are going to pretend that you are Clodia. Historically speaking, you came from a patrician family during the time of King Romulus and now, 600 years later, you have changed your family name Claudius to Clodius (a plebian name). However, you have vast funds, respect, slaves, servants, a sacred graveyard given to you by Romulus himself, and ( Read more... )

You're Cataline, you suck big time. You're in financial ruin, have been prosecuted while being the governor of Africa, you killed your first born son and your first wife, you tried to kill two consuls, you've failed at running for consul twice, you tried to revolt against Rome, my mistress over heard you talking about another revolt and ( Read more... )

You're Cataline, you suck big time. You're in financial ruin, have been prosecuted while being the governor of Africa, you killed your first born son and your first wife, you tried to kill two consuls, you've failed at running for consul twice, you tried to revolt against Rome, my mistress over heard you talking about another revolt and ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went to the Infirmary to see what is wrong with me because I'm sick. It turns out I had to go to the hospital for blood tests. I'll know tomorrow, but they said I might have Lupus. The disease which Mercedes on America's next top model has... I shouldn't say this because I'm not sure and I don't want to jump to any conclusions ( Read more... )

Never. Why do people do this?

Since I've never checked my journal responses, I just read the responses to my awful journal to Whitney. I completely and totally deserved that. I wished I had seen that sooner so I could have apologized for the apparently faulty information I had apparently had plus the fact that I didn't remember writing it. I wasn't trying to make out and set ( Read more... )

Tomorrow or Monday I am going to the co-op and buying a new cable, in which Feeney will replace it, bring it back so I can get my money back. In exchange, I will bake a lot of wonderful food for him with Ali so he can go to Costa Rica. Although, I'm 90% recovered from giving blood, drinking shots of vodka would be awesome. I finally saw Pirates of ( Read more... )