P.R. vs, U.S. 11-1 BU-URNS.

[nubs]

THE AMERICAN PASTTIME AMERICA JUST GOT WHIPPED BY ITS TINY 'TERRITORY'.

AHAHAHA.

AHAHA.

HA.

Bitches got owned.

If Puerto Rico had a Hetalia-tan, he'd be telling Alfred to bend over and TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

p.s. whoever said PR should be a state clearly did not consider this act of beauty.

p.p.s. I am aware this post is completely ridiculous

Comments

[climhazzards]

*is American ._.

[nubs]

well, technically speaking, so am I. Convenience in nationality is something Puerto Ricans can have thanks to our undefined status.

SO WE BEAT YOU AT BASEBALL, AND YOU KEEP US IN POLITICAL LIMBO.

we're even.

[gaviotas]

IN YOUR FACE. :D

[gaviotas]

There is a God.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
in yo face america.

[nubs]

assraped doesn't begin to cover it.

every player on our team scored a hit. every inning.

[gaviotas]

I KNOW I KNOW

and mercy rule

HAHAHAHAHA

mercy rule

[nubs]

it's like:

"LOLOLOL, YOU GUYS ARE GETTING WHIPPED SO BAD WE SHOULD JUST

STOP NOW

BEFORE YOU ARE UNABLE TO HEAL FROM THE SHAME"

[acidberry]

fuck yeah
fuck fuck fuck yeah

[nubs]

*whoop whoop~*

Ahaha, I hope we get a rematch so we can beat them harder.

Puerto Rico has just commented on your entry.

[machetera]

Fuck yes. :D

[nubs]

I AM SO PROUD OF US~ TEARS COULD FLOW~

[chibi_flare]

OMG, fuck yes!

BE ASHAMED USA, ASHAMED I SAY!

clearly someone has to draw a puerto rico hetalia chara! and then totally make alfred bed over. 8D

*is not a hetalia fan*

[nubs]

xDD Tonight's revenge night, tho. We're gonna get proper fucked, probably.

[chibi_flare]

XD so far we're winning (according to what i heard on the radio) 8D

[nubs]

Yeah, but we were behind for a while, I hear. Looks like we might pull an upset!