dying

[ntah]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Ntah's DisorderCause:caught in hospitalsSymptoms:extreme rapid heart beat, slightly green ears, warts, receding gumsCure:take one and a half Prozac tablets before going to bed

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[ntah]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Bernie's DiseaseCause:viralSymptoms:Hitler moustache, facial hair, sleepwalking, overeatingCure:drink four pints of beer every day for the rest of your life

[lady_individual]

*Rolls eyes* Oh, Nat!

And...muahahahahaha!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Kate's DisorderCause:cursed Japanese videoSymptoms:peeling skin, mildly high blood pressure, speaking in tongues, feather growthCure:fresh air