Comments | ns_tulkas: God, I love my mom

ns_tulkas

God, I love my mom

Feb 25, 2008 11:01

On my 21st birthday, my mother got so shitty drunk that she had to buy a pair of pants off a gas-station attendant after she pissed her own. She dropped her giant bag of pot in the limo. We put her to bed and she got up and tried to screw my roommate. Then she fell out of the top bunk of his bed and hurt herself so bad she grabbed her car keys and ( Read more... )

funny, school

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templa_otmena February 25 2008, 22:34:36 UTC

Why, why are the days so short?! Why, why am I wasting time online when I should do my huge-ass projects?!
... a question that we may spend the rest of our lives pondering...

Naomi. I'm in bed (and online) and it is before 11pm. I have to be up at 4:50am to get ready to catch a train at 6am to go and look at buildings in London. I look forward to this weekend (after The Essay) when I can catch up. Grumble grumble.

I saw Viggo in Eastern Promises tonight *salivates* xXx

ns_tulkas February 26 2008, 07:57:38 UTC

I'm so jealous of you! First, because you have wireless internet. Second, because you're going to London! (see, always think of the ones who actually would like to do it, but can't.) and thirdly, because you got to see Eastern Promises! (Viggo was *robbed* at the Oscars!)

Getting up at 10 to 5 is no fun (what is the teacher thinking?! Why didn't he just arrange a bus for the class to take is leisurely and organized? A third of the class would probably not make it) but if you could keep your eyes open once you're in London, you might even get time to do SOME SHOPPING! Yey!

And you have an essay, too?! Will it be about the day trip? The B date for my exam is April 30, which sucks, but what can I do.

I hope to hear from you this weekend! Remember to pack food and drink for the trip!