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[novolumecontrol]

VOOOIIIIII!!! I'M ONLY SAYING THIS ONCE SO LISTEN UP, TRASH!!!

We've arrested Jonathan Teatime for the murder of that waste of skin, Grif! So all you weenies can quit your bitching and no one has to go around playing hero! Unless you have something relevant to add to the investigation, don't bug us anyone more with your stupid questions! Got it?!

Comments

[yoursizmine]

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I feel suitably au fait and comforted by this articulate and informative statement. Well done.

[novolumecontrol]

Frenchie? Fuck off, frog!

[yoursizmine]

Oh, come on now. Was that really necessary?

[novolumecontrol]

I said no stupid questions!

[blazing_style]

Did the patrolmen sit down and deliberately pick the most obnoxious member of their team to tell everyone?

...I guess you got everyone's attention at least. Good job.

[novolumecontrol]

Unless you have something helpful to say, move along!

[leadsneverdie]

How wonderful to see what standards law enforcement holds itself to.

[novolumecontrol]

You have a problem with me?!

[leadsneverdie]

Simply glad we've moved away from the whispered rumors stage. At least in terms of volume.

[novolumecontrol]

If they had just let me do this the way I wanted to in the first place, there never would have been any rumours.

[allnaturalmagic]

So loud...

Ah. Thank you for this information. I'm happy that the criminal has been caught.

[novolumecontrol]

Che. Good.

[love_and_donuts]

=_= Owwwwwwwwwwww.

--Oh! Y-you really got him!

[novolumecontrol]

Of course we got him! All that's left is the boring legal formalities.

[love_and_donuts]

What kind of legal formalities?

[novolumecontrol]

Finding more evidence. Getting him a lawyer. Giving him a trial. Waste of time.