I LOVE BATMAN HE IS THE PARADIGM OF HUMANITY. ALSO HE HAS A NICE ASS.

today i stayed home from school because i am a douche bag and there was a mozenrath episode of 'aladdin' on.

it was great.

tonight i had chinese food and when i opened my fortune cookie it said:

"you like chinese food"

fucking rip off OR GREATEST FORTUNE COOKIE IN ALL HISTORY?!