Synthetic marijuana officially illegal -- "Long before the restrictions became final, head shops [...] began selling varieties of Spice that claim to use different chemical recipes than those banned by the DEA."
Drunken squirrel warns Russians about effects of alcohol -- "In Russian slang, delirium tremens, the moment of inebriation when people start to get the shakes and to hallucinate, is known as 'belochka' or 'a little squirrel.'"