Men

[nouveauvieille]

I've been told that the three conditions on man are Hungry, Horny and Sleepy. I've found through exhaustive research on my one test subject that curing horny causes sleepy. Curing sleepy causes horny. (due to the wood fairy I'm told.) And sometimes curing hungry can even cause sleepy. How do you guys ever get anything done?

Comments

[metalmensch]

We don't cure any of them, we just treat the symptoms of whatever condition is in failure mode. So if it's sleepy, we take a short nap, if it's horny, we take a short bit of sex, if we're hungry we have a snack. It works out so that the alternate conditions of money, fame, and respect may be satisfied.

"...and I died satisfied."

[nouveauvieille]

Yes, treat is a better word here than cure. Jeff described it like three bars on a video game you have to keep track of. Whatever is getting lowest you must pay the most attention to at the moment.

[evilgrins]

We eat, we fuck, and we sleep; that's 3 things gotten done right there.

Really, don't see the problem.

[wetdryvac]

*worried look*

Humans have wood faeries to worry about? I'd have thought some strange creature taking teeth and leaving quarters would have been bad enough without something stealing furniture.