Voicemail

[notyourpawn]

You've reached Alice Liddell, except you haven't really. I suppose I should say that you've reached the answering device for Alice Liddell. Leave a message and I shall get back to you if the answering device in question doesn't gobble your message whole. One should hope it isn't hungry.

Comments

[likes_chicken]

" Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't... you're not just a kid, okay. I mean, okay, maybe someone said that to you. But I didn't. That would be mean. I think you're cool. You're nice and stuff. Just... chill out, and it'll all be okay, dude."

[notyourpawn]

( To here!)