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[notyourpawn]

You've reached Alice Liddell, except you haven't really. I suppose I should say that you've reached the answering device for Alice Liddell. Leave a message and I shall get back to you if the answering device in question doesn't gobble your message whole. One should hope it isn't hungry.

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[atreideslioness]

"Don't be absurd, of course I'm on drugs, you idiot. It's what makes me such a unique and special snowflake."

"And assigning me Detention isn't going to work, unless you mean I get to run a Detention. In which case, all you had to do was ask nicely. But, you didn't, so I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer."

[From here.]

[notyourpawn]

( Returned!)