'I Really Wanna Touch Myself' - Behind The Scene (Chapter 3)
Title: 'I Really Wanna Touch Myself' - Behind The Scene
Author: notyoungmonster
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, Comedy
Pair: YooSu
Length: Chaptered
Status: Complete
Summary: Everyone of you, fans, might have heard DBSK's song Purple Line. Do you remember's Yoochun's controversial line? 'I really wanna touch myself.' That simple five-word line gave a buzz all over the world, and especially to his members and the other SM Town artists. There is a story behind that line. Do you want to know what?
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Chapter 3: Liking a Duckbutt
“Eeeeeee~”
“Eeeeeee~”
“Eeeeeee~”
“Eeeeeee~”
“Eeeeeee~”
“It’s time for love! Somebody to love, bokuwa kokoni iruyo kizami hajimeru atarashi ito kiwo.”
Dong Bang Shin Ki is currently recording a song included in their ‘T’ album entitled ‘Somebody to Love’, the acapella version. They have been recording for the whole two hours but Yoochun kept on committing mistakes.
“Okay, let’s have a thirty minutes break. That is more than enough. I hope when you get back here, we could finish our recording swiftly.” The musical technician said before leaving the studio.
“U-Uhm. Yoochun?” Junsu called Yoochun who is staring into space, and definitely, he has not heard what the man said.
“Yoochun-ah?” Yunho called but Yoochun didn’t flinch. He kept his eyes on the floor, his mouth slightly open.
“…”
“OH MY GOD! HE WAS STOKED!!!” Jaejoong shouted and everyone went in total chaos.
Junsu ran around the studio while pulling his hair. Changmin was shaking like an epileptic person. Yunho was hugging, more like touching the butt of Jaejoong, while Jaejoong kept on wailing about Yoochun’s end of life.
“WHAT THE FUCK? GUYS! YOU REALLY NEED A DOCTOR! YOU’RE ALL CRAZZZYYYY!!!!” Yoochun shouted as he ran outside the room to a more peaceful surroundings.
“H-he isn’t stroked?” Junsu asked. Jaejoong smiled but his eyes met, like a double sighted person, before fainting. Yunho caught him before he falls to the ground. Changmin just stayed still on the ground while clutching his mouth; his shoulders are shaking making everyone conscious know that he’s silently laughing.
“HE’S MAD! YOOCHUNNIIIIIEEE!!!!” Junsu ran outside to find Yoochun.
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‘I don’t get it! Why are they so weird? It’s not like I’m dying. OMO! Did Sooman the old man told them that he’s going to kill me if I can’t present him the lyrics? And, they don’t believe I can do that? So, it means, they are waiting for my death!?!’ Yoochun thought as he ran his fingers through his soft hair. ‘I don’t want to die… just yet.’
“I still haven’t told him that I like−no, love him.” Yoochun whispered.
“You love who?” Junsu interrupted Yoochun’s train of thoughts. He saw Yoochun’s cheeks suddenly changing its color into a rather dark pitch of red. He’s blushing. “O-omo! W-why are you blushing?! A-are you drinking? Are you okay? Do you feel something?” Junsu panicked as he checked Yoochun up and down.
“I-I’m fine, Junsu ya.” Yoochun whispered as he stared to the other man’s worried face. ‘Cute!’ He thought. “Junsu…”
“Yeah?”
“Did I ever tell you that you’re really cute?” Yoochun asked him and Junsu immediately turned red. He looked away but he couldn’t hide the blushed that crawled in his face anymore. Yoochun has already seen it.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Yoochun laughed making Junsu pout.
“YA!”
“You should’ve seen your face! You looked so epic!” He laughed again, earning a growl and a punch from Junsu. “Ouch! Hnng? You growled? You’re a dolphin of what specie? Dolphins are growling?” He laughed again and Junsu almost cried.
“J-Just tell me who you love!!!” He shouted.
“Okay. I really love this someone I’m very close with who has a big, nice and firm butt; duckbutt.” Yoochun walked away with a wide grin on his face.
Junsu just stood there staring into nothing until the other three came running towards him. Jaejoong hugged him and Yunho cupped his face.
“What did Yoochun do to you?!” Yunho asked.
“H-He likes someone!” Junsu replied.
“Hyung likes who?” Changmin asked.
“He likes this someone, a close friend of his, who has a big, nice and firm butt! A duckbutt, he said!” Junsu cried and hugged Jaejoong. The three of them knows how Junsu likes Yoochun so much that they understood how they felt… well except for Changmin and Yunho.
“BIG BUTT?!” Yunho screamingly asked.
“DONALD DUCK?!” Changmin asked.
“That’s a man! It’s Daisy Duck for him!” Yunho replied.
“N-NO! YOOCHUN HYUNG IS GAY! HE CAN’T POSSIBLY LIKE DAISY DUCK!!! Or…” Changmin said before he dared a staring contest with Yunho.
“W-who Changmin-ah?” Junsu asked.
“DAFFY DUCK!!!” HoMin shouted in unison.
“He can’t like Daffy. Daffy is black and Yoochun is as white as the snow! He can’t like Daffy. He can’t like Daffy! They’re not compatible. No, not Daffy! He can’t like Daffy Duck!” Jaejoong cried and hugged Junsu tightly.
“Boojae, why are you crying?” Yunho tried to snatch him away from Junsu’s hug.
“I-I’m married… I’m married to Daffy Duck, Yunho…” Jaejoong whispered.
Yunho stared at him wide eyed before opening his mouth to say something. “Ih chanth behliheve yhou chan rehplhace mhe whith ah nihggah dhuck! (T/N: I can’t believe you can replace me with a nigga duck.)” He said in a nasal tone.
Changmin’s sanity seemed to come back to him and he looked at Yunho before patting his shoulders. “Hyung, they’re all fictional. He can’t marry him!”
“Are you saying my Boojae is mentally ill? Ohmygo━” A loud thud was heard as Yunho fainted before anyone catches him. Jaejoong looked down and stared at Yunho before looking at Changmin.
“Minnie ah? What happened to him? He fell asleep? Should we bring him a blanket? The aircons here are in their maximum temperature.” Jaejoong asked innocently.
“Oh, hyung! Yunho is a grown man! He can handle himself.” Junsu waved his hands in the air, saying no.
“But he’s wearing my jacket, I need that!” Jaejoong pouted cutely. He saw Changmin removing something from Yunho. He smiled to the two before dragging them back to music room.
After 10 minutes, Yunho woke up shivering from the cold of his surroundings. He looked around seeing that it’s neither his room nor the other’s. It’s not even their dorm. A PD-noona came rushing but when she spotted Yunho, she gasped. Same as the reaction of the other passer by’s. He was confused on why they had to take a walk on a bed room who’s probably some other artist’s. ‘People are weird. They’re eyeing me and then they giggles.’
FLASH.
A flash of camera blocked Yunho’s vision for a millisecond and as he turned his head, he saw his members laughing like crazy behind him while looking at the camera.
“Aish! Yah! What are you━” He stood up but eventually stopped when he realized something. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!” Changmin had him naked. He removed all his clothes leaving him in his underwear.
“HAHAHAHA!!! I wonder how much fans will give me just to have this sexy photo of Jung Yunho.” Changmin smirked and ran away holding his camera with the other three before Yunho, who is struggling to cover himself, catches him.
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