GIRL: Slow down. Im scared.
GUY: No this is fun.
GIRL: No its not. Please, its too scary!
GUY: Then tell me you love me.
GIRL: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
GUY: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
GUY: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building
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