How much longer do I have to lay here with bandages on my head? I feel fine! I'm gonna miss the race like this!

[sound of slightly echoing footsteps. they stop, and then there is a brief pause and an annoyed noise] Who's been guarding the cargo hold? You need to report when things fall over! What if something had been damaged, huh? [sound of something being picked up and set upright, with much annoyed muttering]...have to do everything myself... hey! What's ( Read more... )

...All right! Own up! Who let 'em out? How the hell did they get up here?! Whoever's responsible for this is... is on half-rations for a week!

And you little things - give yourselves up now! Before I let the cook have his way with you!

So it's decided - we're dumping the cargo. It's too dangerous to keep around when we're getting attacked just for carrying it. Only thing is, it's a damn messy thing to get rid of. One slip from any of you and the rest are blind panicked ( Read more... )

Damn, I'm glad that's over. My armor's already repaired itself from the dent that bastard put in it. Wish the deck would do the same.

Well, we kicked their asses back into the city and left a pile of 'em to find, anyway. Didn't expect as much from this crew, but hey, guess even you idiots can surprise me ( Read more... )

[this time he's yelling over the sound of Howl's magic, which is putting the ship back together very noisily in the background.]

Passengers, get your asses off the ship now! If you're just hiding in a cabin, you're a liability! So follow the escort into the city and get somewhere out of the way!

[a CRUNCH very close to the journal, followed by ( Read more... )

[the sounds of battle have definitely died down. It's almost quiet except for very distant sounds from the hangar. And a faint, ominous creaking.]

Hey! The cargo bay's secure but the hangar's still got 'em pouring in. I'll be there to help drive 'em back. [footsteps as he starts moving quickly toward the hangar] Bastard with a lead pipe dented my ( Read more... )

[oh hey the running has finally stopped. There are no more sounds of battle where Jabu is, but he doesn't sound calm by a long shot.]

Okay. We got a guard on the hangar where they're comin' in and at every entrance to the cargo bay. There's a pile of the bastards in here who won't be moving for at least a week. Keep your eyes out. If you're still ( Read more... )

[It's quieter where he is now; he's found a brief lull in the battle. Still running, though.]

Those of you who didn't get the announcement - they're after the cargo hold! I'm on my way there right now, but they're not slowin' down. Don't let 'em in there! If just one of those containers breaks--

[the running suddenly stops. The journal is set ( Read more... )

[there is the sound of running feet in the background; the recording is loud but shaky, like Jabu is more yelling in the general direction of his journal than taking time to make it clear. Which is basically what he's doing.]

Hey! All hands out here right now! There are intruders on the ship! One of 'em's unconscious by the engine room and I have ( Read more... )