Comments | nottheaveragekg: 17th Command // Audio

nottheaveragekg

17th Command // Audio :: Common

Jan 10, 2010 17:33

Now it's just conquest.

[She's not even touching what happened with Captain Redd, so don't ask.]

First Mate, you owe me a drink.
Until then, what the hell is this "ponk"?

Edit 11:37AM:

Torn. Let me make it up to you.

gonna blast their nuts off, #ironhide, #first mate, get me off the mar damned boat, #torn poo, #traitor, #keira, she does *not* surrender, #new guy, you're all idiots, #g.t. blitz, wtf is this, gimme my gun, not playing around, #lenny

Comments 71

seagullmun January 11 2010, 02:37:06 UTC

Ponk's good, had it last time. Give it a shot!

Oh, and don't drink anything first mate gets you. He smells like he guzzles paint-thinner. I know that 'cause one time I was really thirsty and this guy was painting his fence and--

[shut up!]

Look, I just know.

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 02:41:50 UTC

Anything the crew offers is not something I want to put in my mouth.

[Take that as you will.]

I just said he owes me a drink. He can take me somewhere for them, but I'm not taking anything from his hands. Sounds like you know the jackass well.

seagullmun January 11 2010, 05:34:55 UTC

Nah, don't know Kage too well. But it's not like the whole crew is bad. I like Meth, she's nice. And Doc Guy gave me cookies!

Either way, how can he owe you a drink when you can get anything you want for free?

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 05:55:22 UTC

Crew is crew. I'm not interested in any of them.

He said he'd take me out for a drink. He hasn't done it yet. That means he owes it to me. Get it?

Thread 13

heavyweaponsbot January 11 2010, 03:46:20 UTC

Conquest?

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 03:47:08 UTC

That's what I said, yes.

heavyweaponsbot January 11 2010, 03:49:31 UTC

And was there something you wished to conquer? Or do you just enjoy the word?

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 03:53:03 UTC

I didn't say I was conquering anything. I was comparing a situation to potential conquest. That's all.

Thread 5

blitzmeister January 11 2010, 03:53:42 UTC

All this fuss about ponk. [He chuckles.] Still haven't got to try it for myself.

And how are you doing, my dear Ashelin?

[He didn't ask.]

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 04:11:52 UTC

I can't say I'm interested in trying it.

[She pauses. His 'dear Ashelin' her ass. She's actually not very good, Blitz. How nice of you to ask. Not.]

I'm fine.

blitzmeister January 11 2010, 04:23:31 UTC

[He smirks at his end. Favourite passtime for a reason~]

Just thought I should ask. Hope you're looking forward to the tournament!

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 04:34:53 UTC

Yeah.

[Choke on her sarcasm, Blitz.]

It'll be just great.

ecopiracy January 11 2010, 04:31:45 UTC

[She wasn't there when he woke up. That's all he knows, and that's not necessarily unusual.]

Conquest?

I have no idea what ponk is. Why do you ask?

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 04:36:07 UTC

[Phoenix. Don't encroach.]

Ship's cook was talking about it.

ecopiracy January 11 2010, 04:48:24 UTC

[Encroach what? He has no idea what she was talking about.]

Edible, then, or most likely. Beyond that...

[You can almost hear the shrug.]

Are you thinking about trying it?

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 04:59:06 UTC

[Ashelin scoffs, loud enough for the entire ship to hear it.]

Just how stupid do you think I am?

[Venom. Seethe. Venom. Seethe. Rage.]

Thread 7

shadesofeco January 11 2010, 08:12:32 UTC

It's pretty good.

[Yeah, Jak caved in and tried it.]

nottheaveragekg January 11 2010, 14:54:38 UTC

...

[Jak, she's not impressed. All she makes in return is a "feh" sound.]