25 - In Which Apple Kid Has a Secret Admirerer? (No. No He Doesn't.)

[notstevejobs]

This afternoon I found a letter taped to the door of the room Orange Kid and I share.

It was a love letter from someone addressed to me.

They said they were in love with me even though Orange Kid is smarter and better than me and deserves their love more than I do and I am messy and unattractive.

Yesterday Mr. Hawke got a strange love letter.

Comments

[snarksterpilot]

*First Hawke and now Apple Kid? FFFFFFfffff*

[geometricmagic]

You're still alive?

[notstevejobs]

Of course I'm alive, why wouldn't I be?

[geometricmagic]

How did you grow back to size?

[notstevejobs]

Well, Orange Kid helped me make a growth ray but he did it wrong, so I grew to be 50 feet tall and Knuckles had to break the wall of the science wing to get me out.

And then Midna found me and used some sort of magic power to make me regular sized again.

Why?

[black_hawke]

That's a relief.

[notstevejobs]

I'm 91% certain. If a third one happens in the next week that goes up to 94%, provided we can establish that it does, indeed, seem to be strange.

[blondprodigy]

I wonder if this has anything to do with Lash's game.

[notstevejobs]

All she did was ask me a question.

Then I asked her if she'd get me some ice cream and she said no.

[ohjeffums]

Sounds like a dirty trick to me!

[notstevejobs]

Probably, Tony.

At least it wasn't aliens this time!

I don't like being stuck in a tube.

[ohjeffums]

Playing with people's hearts! How cruel!

Oh, don't even remind me! Worst experience ever! I almost thought I would be stuck there for life! But of course, Jeff and his friends saved the day, so we're both fine and dandy.