238, Saturday

[notstakedyet]

Angel woke up in his own bed because ZOMG not implying child porn by putting him in the girlfriend's bed today to find Sean doing his bestest attempt to lick Angel's ear off.

Angel giggled, giving Sean a big hug, but taking very special care not to hug too strong because weetiny vampires had to be careful about that sort of thing

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[oatmanspatient]

Marty knocks on the door. "Angel? Johnny?"

[notstakedyet]

Angel ran to the door. He had a smear of yellow paint across one cheek. He had to reach up to get the doorknob, but he was able to manage it with tippy-toes. "Marty!!!"

[oatmanspatient]

"Hi Angel! Can I stay with you and Johnny? My room has Janet and Lizardbreath cooties." Marty said with a chin wibble.

[notstakedyet]

Angel looked shocked. "Your room has girls in it??"

[oatmanspatient]

"Uh-huh! And they're gross! Janet is like... really small and mean and Lizardbreath smells like poop!"

[notstakedyet]

"Your room sucks!" Angel said. "You should stay here! My room has a puppy!"

[oatmanspatient]

"Yay! I get to live with a vampire and a puppy!" Marty said dragging his stuff into the room.

[notstakedyet]

"We should make a bed," Angel said. His face lit up. "We should make a fort! An anti-zombie fort with pillows and blankets and ice cream."

[oatmanspatient]

"Forts are cool! We can hide from the monsters there!" Marty exclaimed. "And! And! And Molly has ice cream in the common room! And you know what? You know what? If you poke Molly she makes a funny noise."

[notstakedyet]

Angel contemplated the wisdom of this. "Isn't she a girl?"

[oatmanspatient]

"She has *ice cream*."

[notstakedyet]

"But she's a girl!" Angel pointed out. "I don't think I'm supposed to poke girls. Something really really bad might happen."

[oatmanspatient]

"Then just have the ice cream! It's chocolate!"

[notstakedyet]

"With sprinkles?"

[oatmanspatient]

Marty gave a wee shrug. "Maybe. I just had ice cream."

[notstakedyet]

"Fort first," Angel decided. "Then we can defend the whole world from zombies and I can be the champion and you can use your death ray gun of ninja doom!"