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[notsirsam]

Yeah. This is rediculous, but what the hell.

If you read this, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember

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[vicioussweetie]

"Remember the time you decided to go after your life-long dream of being a ballerina? You look damn good in a tutu."

[cptncarrot]

Carrot's eyes widen and his mouth hangs open for a long while.

[vicioussweetie]

She smiles innocently. "Is something the matter?"

[cptncarrot]

"Er. Er, no."

[elementwizard]

I remember fondly the time the two of us got drunk at your place after our wives had that big party for the birth of our two little ones and ended up talking about all our little habbits that really just bugger them off. And they found us piss drunk in ... the dragon nursery trying to put diapers on one of the swamp dragons. I believe it took a while for the eyebrows to grow back.

[notsirsam]

"I'm blaming that all on you, you know. I don't drink. You put something in my lemonade."

[elementwizard]

You were getting desperate after they started talking about toenails and shaving and shaving places. I had to. It was only kindness.

[notsirsam]

"You're still a bastard. Sybil was that angry..."

[sandiego_carmen]

"I was introducing you to the fine art of skydiving - albeit that I didn't give you any real preparation at all - and you were just glaring at the rapidly approaching ground, as if you expected it to feel bad and make itself more comfortable for impact. Fortunately, we had the parachutes and all, but there was some unresolved quantum energy of sorts that placed 5 seconds both forward and ahead of time for about, oh, say 60 seconds, and that made things difficult."

[notsirsam]

"Ye gods." He shakes his head.