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[notsaul]

[By night, the werewolf works...

HAHA, not so much, it's, like, mid-afternoon and Annie is all up on your shit, putting up this beautifully hand-drawn poster on every available and unavailable surface. Walls. Doors. The slower-moving elderly. Everything. They are all her billboard bitches now.

Catch her in the act. Catch her after the act. Catch her

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[cuttlefidget]

[Annie what did you just tape to his forehead what is this]

Annie, what...

[He removes it. Glances at it. Squeals and drops it.]

ANNIE!

[cuttlefidget]

U-um. Yes. So I gathered.

[He flips to a few pages further and promptly turns green.]

A-annie I can't r-read this this is this this this--

[INK]

[notsaul]

Hey, don't get your shit on the paper, it'll ruin it! [SO MUCH CONCERN FOR HIM]

You want back in my good fucking graces? This is the only way to do it.

[cuttlefidget]

I... b-but... in front of e-everyone? At your... um... 'Perve Jam'? Annie, I... I...

THE OTHER M-MAN IS D-D-DOCTOR SPENGLER ANNIE I C-C-CAN'T DO THIS H-HE'LL NEVER T-TALK TO ME AGAIN!

[notsaul]

Oh, good, you two already met!

You fucked him yet?

[cuttlefidget]

NO!

A-and I d-don't plan to! I m-mean he's v-very nice and he understands w-what I'm t-talking about when I start to b-babble but we're j-just friends and I h-hardly know him well enough to want to... want to...

[He covers his face with one hand and whimpers.]

[notsaul]

Dan. Crybaby. Daniel. [she pats his shoulder]

You totally want to fuck him.

[cuttlefidget]

I... no I don't! H-how could you even know? I m-mean, for goodness sake, Annie, I o-only just met him and you know I've never... n-never... with anyone, so... It just... never crossed my mind. And now that it has, I don't.

[notsaul]

I just know, okay! I've got a sixth sense for this kinda shit.

Don't worry about it; I've got it all covered! All you gotta do it show up and read that on stage.

[cuttlefidget]

But... Annie... I r-really don't think reading this aloud is going to result in... um... in that.

Maybe pointing and laughing.

[notsaul]

Listen, dude, I'm gonna say this as kindly as I can: You don't know shit. Shut the fuck up and listen to my really great advice.

[cuttlefidget]

B-but I just have a really bad feeling about... but I...

[notsaul]

See? Isn't it, like, so much easier when you just agree with everything I say? [this is what friendship is]

[cuttlefidget]

It... It means you don't hit me as much. Ha. Aha.

[This is the healthiest relationship.]

[notsaul]

Exactly. [CLAP HIM ON THE SHOULDER] Glad you finally see things my way!

[cuttlefidget]

Hahaha ow.

[He covers her hand with his. Because. Furendos. ;u;]