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[notsaul]

[phone]

So.

I think we all learned some pretty important fucking lessons here.

One: Don't trust anything you hear from stuttering little bitches, because if they'll lie to one person about what their fucking intentions are, they'll definitely have no problem lying to a whole bunch of evil fucks over the phone.

Two: The only thing worse than a fat Nazi

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[Phone]

[tapshoetomove]

Oh, you were from the park! Are your injuries all healed now?

[notsaul]

Lying to yourself is really unhealthy, dude.

Also why are you listening in on my calls you fucking creeper.

[puzzlerprince]

Excuse me? I'm not lying to myself. I don't lie.

[He just twists around the truth to make it more lie-like.]

I'd meant to ask you about something the other day, but it slipped my mind.

[notsaul]

Then that's even sadder. Seriously.

Alright, fine, what's up?

[Filtered]

[puzzlerprince]

[Despite the fact that his family can still hear it.]

I was hoping you might have a little bit more information on... how did you refer to him? That "fat robot Nazi asshole?"

[Filtered]

[notsaul]

What kind of info? Because that's, like, the perfect summary of that shit right there.

[Filtered]

[puzzlerprince]

Given the fact that you fought against him in close combat, I don't suppose you would have happened to learn any other essential... details about him. [Such as vital areas to attack and such.]

/threadjacks

[strike_you_out]

Jealous~

[puzzlerprince]

[Do you hear him sputtering, Slugger? DO YOU HEAR IT]

I am not jealous! Slugger, get off the phone.

/threadjacks this threadjack

[tapshoetomove]

...Excuse me, but could you both get off the phone?

[deaths_heritor]

Are you really so keen on looking beautiful? Did you want a tip? Green makes you look so sallow; try a violet dress, perhaps.

And stop stalking sixteen year old girls, Edward. Get off the phone.

[strike_you_out]

No. Pink.

[deaths_heritor]

[murmuring]

I was avoiding that color, actually... But you're right, I think he'd flaunt them better.

[partysense]

Pink!

[strike_you_out]

[oh, excellent.]

Welcome to the party line.

[partysense]

Party line? Gosh, why didn't I know about this before!