011 ⚸ forward-dated to after Port West

[notsaul]

[There's really only one thing for a semi-immortal to fear, really. And that's death.

Now that Annie has experienced death for the first time, she's slightly surprised by how little it appears to have affected her. She's back, isn't she? She's lying in her bed and walking to the bathroom and staring at the mirror. She's alive. There's nothing to

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[smallestgrave]

Receiving a car in exchange for murdering people.... does that really make you happy? Honestly?

[She is just so sad right now. Why do so many people enjoy killing?]

Is it really worth it?

[notsaul]

I've never had my own car before. So, yeah, I'm pretty fucking honestly happy.

[smallestgrave]

[Hmmm...]

So.... no regrets? It's something you would do again?

[notsaul]

... No, I probably wouldn't do it again, if everyone's gonna get so fucking preachy about it. This'll be a one-time deal. [She hopes...]

Phone

[femtags]

A car...for killing people...

That's just not right!

[notsaul]

I'm not here to judge what's right or wrong, dollface. That's God's job. I'm just here to enjoy my new sweet-ass ride.

[femtags]

But don't you feel at least guilty for what you did?

[notsaul]

[She considers this.]

Define "guilty."

[bitemescumbag]

Huh. So you snagged a car outta all that for killing someone? Nice, nice...

[Rather than "nice", his tone of voice implies a string of Street Fighter Bonus Stage crimes might start occurring... Until he perks up for the next line woops.]

Say, can I see it? Where ya at?

[notsaul]

Sorry, the sweet-ass ride is not open for public viewing at this point in time. Please check in again, uh, fucking never.

[bitemescumbag]

'aight. When's that at? I'll make sure I schedule it.

[notsaul]

At about the same time the Cubs win the World Series.

[ra_ra_razputin]

You killed people? Like, more than one person?

[notsaul]

Just two! I think. The last part was kinda hazy.

[ra_ra_razputin]

In self defense, though, right?

[notsaul]

... Yeah, sure, whatever.

How'd you and Pops hold up?

[sting_like_a]

...They gave you a car?

[SUP ANNIE. Do you recognize this voice, it's the one that called you ugly right before you died. B)]

[notsaul]

[She actually doesn't remember much from between her transformation and the resulting MASSIVE EXPLOSION.] Yeah, a little red Corvette!

[sting_like_a]

...All I got was a free milkshake. No fair!

[notsaul]

Well, that sucks. You just need to try harder next time, I guess.