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[notsaul]

Oh, boys!

I have some ridiculously heavy furniture that needs to be moved up and down some flights of stairs or carried across the street and I could really use your help!

339 Brady Lane. Don't keep me waiting.

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[mr_dynames]

I'll be right over! [...What even is going on. He doesn't even know this girl. And yet... he's driving over to the address given.]

[notsaul]

Perfect. [She will be waiting on the front porch, her best trollface on.]

[mr_dynames]

[He jumps out once parked and trots on over with a smile on his face.] What is it you need help with?

[notsaul]

You see that television set right there, on the lawn? [points to it] Go move it to the other side of the street.

[poisonivyforyou]

[...slow clap on the phone, Ivy approves]

Impressive.

[notsaul]

I would say that this isn't one of the greatest days of my entire fucking life, but that would be such a lie.

[poisonivyforyou]

I merely had them buying me things. This city is softening me...

[notsaul]

Oh, I've got a few drone boys doing that for me. But there are a few real guys that I've being dying to fuck over for months; this is the perfect chance to do it!

[zombee_slayer]

Alright, hold on. [Rushes over as quickly as he could!]

[notsaul]

[When he gets there, he will find that the entire front lawn is, indeed, covered in ridiculously heavy furniture. Annie herself is sitting on a lawn chair in the middle of it all, looking like the Queen of Sheba. Best day.]

[zombee_slayer]

[Oh crap this might be a bit of a challenge. but he still hops to work! Lifting one side of a couch up.] Hey! Where do ya want this one?

[notsaul]

Um... It would look awesome about five houses down, on the sidewalk? Do you think you can manage that?

[ra_ra_razputin]

No! No! I got it! I got it! [Raz is running around the house looking for heavy things to lift with his telekinesis!]

[notsaul]

You don't need to do that.

[She says this not out of any kind of not-sisterly affection, but because that's cheating, she wants to see y'all suffer.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

But... but I wanna help!

[Here is a pout. With a trembling lip, even!]

[notsaul]

[so unmoved]

You can help by go getting me another beer from the fridge.

[the one inside; do NOT ask where she got all the ones on the lawn]

[riastrad_ridire]

[ALREADY HERE AND KNOCKING ON THE DOOR.]

[...strangely, this is still not far from normal for him. Nice work, Mayfield.]

[notsaul]

[OPENLY THE DOOR ANGRILY like he's killed her dog or something]

Did you get me my fries?

[riastrad_ridire]

What fries?

[rule of the universe: every woman lancer deals with makes him her bitch]

[notsaul]

Motherfucker, I told you to get me some fucking fries!

[hahaha no she didn't]