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[notrueking]

[Well, there’s definitely some kind of fiddling going on here from someone who doesn’t seem to know how to operate these things… but hey, it focused eventually, right? Well, anyway, right now there’s a rather imposing looking man standing on Route 29, who seem completely unfazed by by both the situation at hand and the fact that it is snowing

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[usedrecover]

[ JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER ONE? Now this has become routine for Lust since the last three homunculi have arrived. ]

My, my, it appears that every loyal child of Father is here now, except Gluttony. [ o-oh this kind of makes her heart go dokidoki. ] How goes it, Fuhrer?

[usedrecover]

Oh, believe me, Wrath. I've been stringing him along to adopt our plan instead. To make him even more miserable than he has ever been. I already told him it wouldn't involve killing him, or at least killing him immediately.

[ your girrrrl is already on it oxoxo lusty. ]

[notrueking]

I should have assumed that.

[lust you are the best oneechan]

Is Hohenheim here, then? Or is this in the event that he shows up?

[usedrecover]

Do you think I'd leave something so gaping unattended?

[ She sounds insulted, but it's just a playful farce. This is the most fun she'll ever be! ]

Hohenhiem is not here, but, I have ensured Envy that if he returns, we can do something mean to him every once in a while. [ like putting pokefood for Urasings in his backpack! ] Under the guise of nature of course!

[notrueking]

Never hurts to ask.

[he sounds amused, at least. also, implying that plotting the ruination of so many lives isn't fun]

...ah, I see. [...that sounds... kind of petty...]

[usedrecover]

Anything to keep him on our team. [ She sounds a bit unamused at this prospect though petty life wrecking is sort of a hobby for her. ]

[notrueking]

Of course. [there's petty life wrecking and then there's being Jessie, James, and Meowth.

...granted, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony were kind of like an actually threatening version of them at the beginning...]

[usedrecover]

Though you're welcome to come up with such schemes if you wish. [ Haha! Yep! So much that they were included under the trope name Team Rocket, back when it used to be called such!

For those that cross her, Lust is pretty much the worst Jessie there is, efficiency and morality wise. ]

[notrueking]

I'll think on it.

[yes exactly. 'Course, the Meowth here is kind of a beanbag chair...]

1/2

[usedrecover]

Thank you, sir. That's all I ask.

[ sister out. ]

2/2

[usedrecover]

[ SISTER BACK ON. She just remembered something! ]

Actually, how would you like a home dedicated entirely towards the homunculi? I've been thinking of raising some funds so we can all have a place where we live, and can organize on our own free will.

[notrueking]

I wouldn't object to it. Where would it be, exactly? I'm not quite familiar with this region's layout yet.

[usedrecover]

It'd be in Goldenrod, the largest city that's often considered the heart of Johto in terms of economics, people, and politics. [ yes she wants to live classy. ]

[notrueking]

Ah, yes-I believe I've already heard of that place. If you have it ready before I arrive, be sure to let me know where it is.

[usedrecover]

Of course, of course. I won't be some type of heartless field that'd keep you waiting for days on end just to find this place. Please be tight lipped about the home though, I can't say I'm a fan of expected company. [ reference to the fact that the protagonists seem to love to break into homes in the games or the fullmetal brat?! You decide! ]

[notrueking]

Oh, of course. I like unexpected company about as much as you do, so I'll do my best to avoid that kind of annoyance.