Hoo-Rah!

[notquite_knight]

Listen up, boys and girls! This is your new Hall Monitor speaking! There are gonna be some changes around here.

Follow dress code! Stop running in the halls! No snacks near computers! And other important stuff! You better have your school guidebooks handy at all times, because we're crackin' DOWN!

Comments

[abatex]

Not another one...

[notquite_knight]

Not another what, kid? Watch it, or I'll write you up for insubordination.

[abatex]

Not another bastard. Are you happy now?...

[notquite_knight]

Y'know, I think you could use a little time hanging out with our dear Mr. Axel. I'm sure he'd love to have you.

[thesilvermedal]

You have got to be kidding.

[notquite_knight]

I kid you not. What's with that outfit? Does it even remotely follow dress code?

[thesilvermedal]

There is no dress code!

[notquite_knight]

There is now. Did you even READ the rulebook? Geez, kids today...

[petit_ailes]

Because being a hall monitor while in school looks amazing on a resume.

[notquite_knight]

Spoken like someone who doesn't know the first thing about resumés! It's all about impressing the right people, kid.

[petit_ailes]

Yeah, I'm sure that will impress them. You should put 'harassing others' under special skills. You might land a job as a telemarketer.

[notquite_knight]

What? I'm doing this for their own good! Telemarketers are just jerks.

[fadedintolight1]

You....are kidding me!

There is NO dress code, no one eats snacks near the computers and I don't RUN IN THE HALLS!

Hall Monitor. Psh, whatever.

[notquite_knight]

If you don't run in the halls, then you've got nothing to worry about, do ya?

[fadedintolight1]

No, I really don't.

But seriously, why would we need a HALL monitor?

[banginbodyfran]

Perhaps you should take it easy.

You'll find more respect that way.

[notquite_knight]

-stares awhile-

...Anything for you, ma'am!

[banginbodyfran]

Thank you. *Slight smile*