Voicemail

[notqueenyet]

"Hello, you have reached the voice mailbox of Aravis Tarkheena. I am unavailable to take your call at this precise moment, and will return it at my leisure. Thank you, and have a lovely day."

Comments

[psychic_wonder]

[From here.]

"Hey, it's Sam. Um, I already told someone else, I can't go bowling tonight. And I don't love you, so...sorry?"