I'll chime in too with what work gave me for Christmas, Besides a headache...
Wait for it:

A $20 gift card to Walmart. NOw how am I supposed to buy booze what that?

I didn't get a damn ticket on my car this morning... (Unlike other mornings ( Read more... )

Yes, I am beating a dead horse here ( Read more... )

I was about 10 seconds away from actually seeing a Semi tip over on 94 westbound on my way to get my eyes checked. Pretty interesting, all I got to see what the immediate traffic piling up and the huge cloud of smoke and dust coming off the rig ( Read more... )

(I was actually being civil with her when this took place, we were talking about the prices of houses ( Read more... )

I've been bitching a great deal lately about dumb Engineers who write poor programs, thus blowing up the machines I have to nurse back to health ( Read more... )

There is a Sixty Year Old Woman who works here, and I have no clue what her job is. (I'm estimating SYOW is around 60 ( Read more... )

"Well, Chris, I ranked you in your group to be in the top two, but because your female coworker keeps E-mailing me and my boss about you every time she sees you on the internet, (When there's nothing to do or I'm waiting for something to calibrate)We were forced to put you at the VERY BOTTOM OF THE LIST ( Read more... )

The thought of D shift sucks ass. 6Pm-6AM Thurs, Fri, Sat, every otehr Wed ( Read more... )

Boss: "So what would you say if I brought XXX back to work in your group?"
Me: "I'd say I'd fucking kill you, I'd rather saw off my own penis with a rusty butter knife than work with that fucking tool again!"
Boss: "That seems to be the way everyone else feels about him too..."