Comments | notolddamnit: 17. This is why I don't watch TV. [ Voice Post -- Public ]

notolddamnit

17. This is why I don't watch TV. [ Voice Post -- Public ]

Jun 21, 2009 22:28

[Tone snide and quiet, promising murder.]

...I really, really fucking hate that goddamn pun.

And I don't want any of you getting fucking ideas over this shit, either.

Damnit.

here sharkie sharkie, i am the last sane man in this city, tv is the worst thing ever, fuck me, someone will die for this, self-loathing taken to a whole new level, *blog

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canhazjam June 22 2009, 03:59:48 UTC

What the hell was that?

notolddamnit June 22 2009, 04:00:36 UTC

Bullshit.

canhazjam June 22 2009, 04:05:38 UTC

But I saw you! It was you! And...Superbi, how could that happen?

notolddamnit June 22 2009, 04:42:36 UTC

And I saw you, but it couldn't possibly be real, either.

So... bullshit. Expensive bullshit, and very thorough, but still fucking bullshit.

I'm alive, aren't I?

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notolddamnit June 22 2009, 04:37:44 UTC

...I hope you die.

anti_gnosis June 22 2009, 20:35:09 UTC

Is the pun you are referring to the fabricated video of you, Superbi Squalo, being devoured by the same aquatic species you share your name with?

I am not preprogrammed with wordplay in my database.

notolddamnit June 22 2009, 20:44:12 UTC

Yes.

You and half this goddamn city.

anti_gnosis June 23 2009, 01:28:46 UTC

Approximately half this city is made up of human entities with no possibility of programming wordplay into their minds using means that aren't unethical. Sentient machines only make up approximately 7.54% of the known population.

notolddamnit June 23 2009, 01:37:53 UTC

...

That's not---

VOOOII!

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yoro_shiku June 24 2009, 22:01:12 UTC

Well, we could all turn off our televisions for a while. I mean, maybe it'll help.

notolddamnit June 24 2009, 22:11:07 UTC

Just another proof television is a fucking waste of time.

yoro_shiku June 24 2009, 22:12:43 UTC

Gotta suck that when you give it a chance, you get to see that.

notolddamnit June 24 2009, 22:15:25 UTC

The setting was disgustingly ironic.

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