- Played doctor with our new doctor kit ( Read more... )

My kids grew this year. You want to see? Of course you do.

Here's January 2012:


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Killin' it, son.


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Waiting for my kids to get their shit together so we can go buy them some warm clothes that fit for my mother's. It's cold in Connecticut, and my mom doesn't really believe in heat.

Anyway, they were good all day. I tried to put them down for a nap, but they weren't having it. Then around five, they started acting like buttholes, fighting over every ( Read more... )

But seriously, how fucking cute are my kids, though? And go ahead and play guess the twin! It has been a while, no?


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Actually, never mind. Here's a picture of my new hair instead.


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Sometimes, you're just so tired that you see no other alternative but to bite your sister while your mom is using the restroom.

Sometimes, you know you're going to get in trouble, so you hide in your favorite spot...under the table.

Sometimes in the two minutes it takes for your sister to tell on you and your mom to come downstairs...this happens.


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Hey, why aren't we in our suits yet?


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AMA is having a karaoke post here: http://ask-me-anything.livejournal.com/36401173.html

And God forbid I ever not participate in something, right?

Here's a butchering of the first half of Rod Stewart's Reason to Believe, fyt.

AHAHAHAHA, that's SO EMBARRASSING, OMG. Church lady ( Read more... )

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