Killin' it, son.


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But seriously, how fucking cute are my kids, though? And go ahead and play guess the twin! It has been a while, no?


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Actually, never mind. Here's a picture of my new hair instead.


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Sometimes, you're just so tired that you see no other alternative but to bite your sister while your mom is using the restroom.

Sometimes, you know you're going to get in trouble, so you hide in your favorite spot...under the table.

Sometimes in the two minutes it takes for your sister to tell on you and your mom to come downstairs...this happens.


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Hey, why aren't we in our suits yet?


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AMA is having a karaoke post here: http://ask-me-anything.livejournal.com/36401173.html

And God forbid I ever not participate in something, right?

Here's a butchering of the first half of Rod Stewart's Reason to Believe, fyt.

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We've had a pretty classy weekend!

We went to a jazz festival on Saturday night in Tioga Square, which is one of the nicest areas of town. It was out on the lawn where they have a permanent pavilion for different acts that come throughout the year.

Before we left, the girls snapped a photo of us.


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Meaning we didn't even play in dirt or anything! Ice cream and markers and paint and play doh can go a long way, it seems.

I envy parents who have the type of children they don't need to bathe every night. Because if we don't get a bath around here...well, this is what we would look like:


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