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[notluigi]

Ugh! It's so fucking hot here, I'm about ready to just have a siesta every hour and sleep all day long if it weren't for the constant threat of being, oh I don't know, GETTING EATEN BY A FUCKIN COUGAR!? Chigii, this is bullshit. I'm going to go take a siesta.... any cute girls are welcome to join me, of course.

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[crotchroses]

[OH HE HAD NO IDEA SOUTHERN ITALY WAS HERE TOO!]

Bonjour!~

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[crotchroses]

I am not old! I am anything but elderly!

[crotchroses]

Oh, look at that! I can't understand a word you're saying! It must be because you're so horribly rude! And wrong! Also wrong.

[notluigi]

You can't understand a word I'm saying because you're getting older by the minute, no, fuck, even by the second!
Won't be long till you keel over and die!

[crotchroses]

If it comes to that, then I will take you with me!

[notluigi]

E-eh!? I'm young! I'm not going to die, chigiii!

[crotchroses]

Did they not tell you when you first arrived here?

[notluigi]

Tell me what?

[crotchroses]

Non, as if I would tell you now that you have repeatedly insulted me!

[notluigi]

You better fuckin tell me or... or I'll have the Italian mob after you! Yeah! They're in Discedo!

[crotchroses]

Look at me, I am shaking in my boots! You owe me an apology.

[notluigi]

Hell no.

[crotchroses]

Then my lips are sealed, Romano. I would have gladly offered assistance with information, but... you are so undiplomatic. I'm afraid I can't bring myself to it.

[notluigi]

I don't owe you shit! I'll just ask someone else, there are plenty of other shitheads here to ask because I won't bother a lady with mindless questions posed by a French bastard!

[crotchroses]

Those other 'shitheads' can see this conversation. I don't think they would be as forthcoming as I after hearing that. Do you even know what to ask for?