OOC ⊗ Voicemail

[notjustanoldman]

Ya've reached this old man's watchmacallit thing. I guess if ya need me, just leave a message and I'll try and figure out how to get back ta ya. Just leave yer name, message, and if yer a lovely young lady lookin' for some company, the time and place ya wanna meet~

[ooc: xD You've reached Raven's Dreamberry! Feel free to post any ideas or whatever

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IC, Voice Only, Sorry, I just had to. Dx

[kyudousha]

[She's listening to the voicemail, and you can just imagine her expression. Here, have a looooooooong awkward silence.]

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[Click]

IC, SORRY I'VE BEEN FAILING ON GETTING THEM TOGETHER TO MEET WE HAVE TO DO IT WHEN I GET BACK OKAY?!

[notjustanoldman]

[got the beep he had a new voicemail and...

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why does the silence kind of...FRIGHTENS HIM?!

well there's a nifty little option to call back the caller soooo >___>..

CALLING YOU BACK RITA AND DOESN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE THE NAME AND WAS JUST LISTENING.]

IC NO WORRIES RITA'LL JUST BE BREAKING HER BRAIN WITH SERPH OVER THERE DON'T MIND US

[kyudousha]

[BE FRIGHTENED, FOR HELL HATH NO WRATH LIKE A-

She sees the name. Now who would call her at such a convenient time- No, just, NO-

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Hi, that be the sound of dreamberry meeting tree at high speeds.]

1/2 IC ROTFLMAO POOR RITA. ...WAIT A MINUTE POOR RAVEN WHENEVER HE MEETS HER D8

[notjustanoldman]

[Oh hey they answered :D]

Hey, ya call--

2/2 Though it could be worse if he was out training so he looked like a certain Captain >_>

[notjustanoldman]

[OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY---]

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[that sense of doom has grown. .... a lot.]

IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE. Or, at least if there's anything left of her brain after Serph's done.

[kyudousha]

[DOOOOOOOM She's considering negative-gating the damn thing just because she can.

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Here, have some screaming.]

Oh just, damn you- Come forth o freakin' avaricious netherworld, and crush the evil before me-

Poor Rita. She'll probably just nuke Raven just because he's basically a punching bag.

[notjustanoldman]

[what? what's that? is that some kind of...strange otherwordly chanting that's still coming from the phone?

..Wait why does that sound familiar....?]

It's not like there's a Karol for him to split the pain with. You're on your own, old man.

[kyudousha]

[Aaaaand that's the sound of a tsundere's fury meeting dreamberry and tree.]

I hope this pulls you to a different dimension-

NEGATIVE GATE!

...Where's Mieu when you need him 8|

[notjustanoldman]

[CUE THE PHONE DROPPING CUUUUUE THE PHONE DROPPING!!]

That...That...

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RITA?! [great now he's not sure if he should be elated or frightened for his life. oh that fiery temper of hers 8|]

Exactly where you don't need him. Where else?

[kyudousha]

[Looooooong silence. The sound of a tree falling.

Well, what's left of the tree anyway.

Then, FOOTSTEPS.]

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... What the hell, it's not broken-

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And... and you-

[CLICK]

[AND SHE'S NOT PICKING UP AGAIN. YAY FORESHADOWING.]

Stupid thing.

[notjustanoldman]

[staaaaaring at the dead line and no worries he's learned his lesson!]

.........This can't be good.