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[nothingsmells]

Hey guys! Long time no post. I haven't had access to a computer for a while, but no worries: The Butz is connected and online once more!

I'm typing this on Lindy's laptop. Or is it an emachine? It's really tiny, barely as wide as both of my hands, and typing on it is hard! But that's okay. Lindy's super cool about this kind of thing, and doesn't

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[nosugar_nomilk]

Heh, how much of a commission do you get on balloons?

[nothingsmells]

I'd tell you, but I'm really bad with fractions.

[nosugar_nomilk]

Are you sure the bear isn't getting paid more than you?

[nothingsmells]

Well.... the bears do cost a lot to feed. Should I ask?

[duck_gimshoe]

Hmm how much do balloons cost nowadays?

[nothingsmells]

I can get you a deal. A balloon, with helium, twisted into an animal shape, for.... three bucks.

[duck_gimshoe]

Whoa. An animal balloon? Why didn't you say so, pal. Those are my favorite kind!

Like I was telling Dingling, a clown came to my birthday party when I was a kid, but he didn't know how to make animal balloons and he really reeked of alcohol. Real funny guy though. One of my most fondest memories to date!

[nothingsmells]

That is a beautiful story.

I can get you two balloons for five bucks.

[knights_edge]

Another month, another line of employment, I see.

[wrightaway]

Good to see you haven't been arrested after all, Larry. But are you really making any money?