Please teach your NHL announcers to talk into the damn microphone. I am tired of the variable volume. Thanks.

I flew in to Oakland last night, Max & Kris picked me up at el aeropuerto, and we got in to Ben & Jessi's place in Ukiah about 12:30am. Which, of course, because I'm on Central Time felt like 2:30am. I basically passed out about an hour later ( Read more... )

Why are you showing a duckhunting show instead of Game 3 of Colorado/Anaheim? I don't understand.

You're watching Food Network and that damnable Rachel Ray manages to infuriate you enough to get you yelling at the TV.

1) OR-E-GUN, OR-E-GUN...Not ORE-EH-GONE, you twit.

2) Will-am-et...not Willa-met.

3) McMenamins only sells their own beer, there will never be a middle man because they're the only place to buy it. Can't cut out what's not ( Read more... )

DUDE! I just saw The Lion King musical, and it was totally sweet. If I weren't so tired I'd write a reveiw. Review in THE FUTURE.

Now, just know that it is rad and you should see it.

It is a known fact that I, well, I'm kind of a jerk, at least to strangers. I'm okay with this ( Read more... )

I have absolutely nothing interesting to say about anything.

"We checked the outlet behind the TV and it has adequate power (120v), your TV must have a blown fuse. Nothing we did would've caused this ( Read more... )

Without somebody else's blistering incompetence making my life materially more difficult, it'd be a bloody miracle. At this point, I'm just so fed up there's nothing to do but yell at traffic and laugh ( Read more... )

Autopayment for Februrary was never made, the $115 is two months worth of service.

The End.