005 Slices - [Video:English - FAILED lock to roomates]

[notfunnyraph]

[The first sound heard is the sound of a very cranky, very not happy Donatello half-yelling in another part of the apartment.] MIKEY! MIKEY! I know it was you who switched me to decaf! Come out so I can eviscerate you with this spoon!

[Just like last time Mikey made a locked post, the turtle whispers as if it will save him.]

Um...Guys? Don's gone

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[betrayedblade]

[All right, someone has to be the parent here. Might as well be him.]

Let him out, Donatello.

[techoutmystaff]

[Donatello sounds so very amused.]

Why would I do that? He hasn't given me my coffee back yet!

[betrayedblade]

[And Giovanni does not at all.]

Because I am telling you to.

[techoutmystaff]

[asdf. Why is he suddenly reminded of Master Splinter?]

But... I'm not hurting him....

[betrayedblade]

You're actions are childish, and I am not asking.

Now, Donatello.

[techoutmystaff]

[Meep. That shuts him up. AUGH PARENTAL VOICE, UNABLE TO RESIST. He's just glad you don't have a cane.]

Y-Yes, sir.

[Annd you can hear him removing the furniture now. :|]

[betrayedblade]

Thank you.

[techoutmystaff]

S-Sorry, Mr. Auditore....

[betrayedblade]

As long as it does not happen again...

[Not that he's excepting something like that to ever come true.]

[techoutmystaff]

[Donatello's silent for a long moment before, quietly.]

... can all fathers use that voice?

[Strange, what reminds you of family and makes you miss them....]

[betrayedblade]

[...]

Of course. How else would we manage to keep our children in line?

[techoutmystaff]

[A beat, and then a light laugh.]

Master Splinter wouldn't stand a chance if he didn't have it.

[betrayedblade]

And you think I would, with four children of my own?

[-Now- he sounds amused.]

[techoutmystaff]

[A laugh.]

You have a lot in common with my father, then. There's four of us that he raised from hatchlings.

[betrayedblade]

[Ignoring the odd reptilian terms...]

So I've noticed. It's hard not to notice the four of you.

Your father, I am sure, is a very wise and capable person. I would be honored to one day meet him.

[techoutmystaff]

[FFFF, that'll save time, yes.]

.. Master Splinter's going to be annoyed if he ever finds out how "visible" we've been. But we're used to having to hide to protect ourselves.

Rat, actually. ... but he'd be honored to meet you, too. You two would get along extremely well.