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[notforchuckles]

So. How do I put this?

Um. Let's see.

Hot girl. Check.

Talks to me. Check.

Enjoys kissing me. Check.

Uh-yup. That makes me three for three in the girlfriend having department.

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Not getting laid for 10 years? Check.

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Teary-eyed whining when you're just trying to chill out? Check.

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A second mother- only this one leaves you with a shorter umbilical cord? Check.

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That makes him three for three in the high-maintenance hell on Earth department, too.