o11. (this is why we do not make dances mandatory)

[notevendiseased]

So the dance pretty much sucked anus in the most epic of ways. I'm not even going to lie to you. I mean, I had an okay time, but my face still hurts. What is that? Who the hell goes to a school dance to attack someone? And who the hell makes attendance of a school dance mandatory? And since when do the Japanese dance? Where the fuck am I, and are

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[harunosakura91]

Naruto, do I even want to know what happened after I left?

[notevendiseased]

No.

No you do not.

PS: Women hate me.

[harunosakura91]

We do? Did I miss that memo?

[notevendiseased]

Apparently so. Wanna jump on the gravy train?

[notevendiseased]

HEY, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

[notevendiseased]

You didn't bail anybody out of anything. So it must not've had all that much to do with me.

Maybe alcohol makes women crazy.

[sombresands]

You got hit? By who? Dosu?

[notevendiseased]

Tayuwhatsit. Like Dosu can hit anyone worth anything.

[sombresands]

Oh. Well..

Speaking as someone who used to be beaten up by him on a weekly basis, thanks...

[notevendiseased]

...speaking as someone who doesn't let themselves get beat up but apparently ends up that way more often than not, Dosu hits worse than Sakura who hits softer than Sasuke who hits like a pussy in comparison to Boyfriend.

Wasn't out to offend you or anything.

[bandagedreams]

lol

[notevendiseased]

ur face