You got to Start me up!
Starfleet HQ in San Francisco
Janeway’s Office
Janeway: Okay Blanco, they are brining up Lothar now. I don’t need him getting excited when he first gets here, so please hide in my bathroom. Keep you mind open, I want to know everything he was thinking when we are finished.
Blanco: Mmm Okay… (hobbles to Bathroom) For … The … Love…Of… GOD!!!... (Door slams. Blanco is heard whimpering)
Janeway: Shut up in there you big doodie head! (Bangs on door).
Outside of time and Space
Lothar#2: Well well well, I think it is finally about time. HAA HAA HAA HAAA oh wait? I think I left the lights on, OF COURSE I DID! They are stars by the way, you don’t have to call them Lights. PICKLES?
Janeways Office
Knock Knock (Janeway is the only twit in the universe that has her doorbell programmed to go knock knock)
Janeway: Who is there?
*outside*:mmmrfle?
Janeway: Mmmrfle who?
*door opens*
Technician: Look, if we are ever going to get anything done around here we have got to stop playing these stupid games. Here is your Lothar, His new programming is in along with all the updates. All you have to do is active the safety protocols and then turn him on.
Janeway: Oh, I think I can do That. *Janeway gives the Technician a wink and a smile.*
Technician: uh… okay… er, I need to run aw.. off now and do some very technical things in another section of the earth. With a blindfold. And several years of Therapy….bye. *Technician runs off, and then screams. A lot.*
*from behind bathroom door* foont snaard ooosrr, eeee oooonnnaaaa lllll mowwwww!^1
Janeway: Look Blanco, if you can't say anything proper, shut the hell up! Well, lets just see what they have done with you Mr. Lothar. You know you almost cost me my career, lucky for me we put in the safety protocols.
*Janeway pulls the sheet that was covering Lothar leaving him naked on the stretcher.*
Janeway: Ah good. I see they did all the upgrades that I asked for. Woof.
*Blanco screams from behind the door*
Blanco: ood, eyop oo ed haaad ommmiiinn ooo aaa!^2
Janeway: I think your “re-activation” can wait while we do a little “field test”. Let me go put on a little something less comfortable.
***The sound of Blanco trying to knock himself unconscious is defining.****
^1 Don’t start Lothar, he is going to kill you.
^2 My God! I hope you get what you got coming to ya!
Janeway’s Office
Janeway: Okay Blanco, they are brining up Lothar now. I don’t need him getting excited when he first gets here, so please hide in my bathroom. Keep you mind open, I want to know everything he was thinking when we are finished.
Blanco: Mmm Okay… (hobbles to Bathroom) For … The … Love…Of… GOD!!!... (Door slams. Blanco is heard whimpering)
Janeway: Shut up in there you big doodie head! (Bangs on door).
Outside of time and Space
Lothar#2: Well well well, I think it is finally about time. HAA HAA HAA HAAA oh wait? I think I left the lights on, OF COURSE I DID! They are stars by the way, you don’t have to call them Lights. PICKLES?
Janeways Office
Knock Knock (Janeway is the only twit in the universe that has her doorbell programmed to go knock knock)
Janeway: Who is there?
*outside*:mmmrfle?
Janeway: Mmmrfle who?
*door opens*
Technician: Look, if we are ever going to get anything done around here we have got to stop playing these stupid games. Here is your Lothar, His new programming is in along with all the updates. All you have to do is active the safety protocols and then turn him on.
Janeway: Oh, I think I can do That. *Janeway gives the Technician a wink and a smile.*
Technician: uh… okay… er, I need to run aw.. off now and do some very technical things in another section of the earth. With a blindfold. And several years of Therapy….bye. *Technician runs off, and then screams. A lot.*
*from behind bathroom door* foont snaard ooosrr, eeee oooonnnaaaa lllll mowwwww!^1
Janeway: Look Blanco, if you can't say anything proper, shut the hell up! Well, lets just see what they have done with you Mr. Lothar. You know you almost cost me my career, lucky for me we put in the safety protocols.
*Janeway pulls the sheet that was covering Lothar leaving him naked on the stretcher.*
Janeway: Ah good. I see they did all the upgrades that I asked for. Woof.
*Blanco screams from behind the door*
Blanco: ood, eyop oo ed haaad ommmiiinn ooo aaa!^2
Janeway: I think your “re-activation” can wait while we do a little “field test”. Let me go put on a little something less comfortable.
***The sound of Blanco trying to knock himself unconscious is defining.****
^1 Don’t start Lothar, he is going to kill you.
^2 My God! I hope you get what you got coming to ya!