I been thinking!
Lothar had a problem.
And much to his dismay, it was not a problem that he could set on fire, shoot, or shove out an airlock.
He had a ship. The Surak's Razor had served him well in the past. He had plenty of power. In fact, the Surak's Razor now had four warp cores attached in various fashion around the hull. Lothar had has some time, so he hollowed out more space within the asteroid to place the additional warp cores.
He had pleanty of booze, which is why he is currently floating outside the Surak's Razor alseep and snoring loudly (even in the vacuum of space you can hear Lothar snore. iFix tried to explain it once, but just about everyone fell asleep halfway through the speech.)
Lothar had also added gravity plating to the surface of the asteroid, now the Surak's Razor looked like a rusty disco ball with six nacelles sticking out of it. The two newest Cells were pointing in the wrong direction. Straight forward. when his Captive (Captain Wong) asked why they were put on backward he replied "ya ya, I meant that..."
But the Computer core that he had taken would not stay up. Every time Lothar tried to boot it, it would scan the area around the core, see that Lothar was there and then immediatly shut down (orders that were hardwired by Starfleet).
Without the computer, Lothar could not get the Surak's Razor to move. so now Lothar is bored, annoyed, asleep, and slightly hung-over.
Then he woke with a start, and had a horribly wonderful idea!!!
"Now that’s what I call Thinking!!!!!" yelled Lothar and moved to the airlock.
And much to his dismay, it was not a problem that he could set on fire, shoot, or shove out an airlock.
He had a ship. The Surak's Razor had served him well in the past. He had plenty of power. In fact, the Surak's Razor now had four warp cores attached in various fashion around the hull. Lothar had has some time, so he hollowed out more space within the asteroid to place the additional warp cores.
He had pleanty of booze, which is why he is currently floating outside the Surak's Razor alseep and snoring loudly (even in the vacuum of space you can hear Lothar snore. iFix tried to explain it once, but just about everyone fell asleep halfway through the speech.)
Lothar had also added gravity plating to the surface of the asteroid, now the Surak's Razor looked like a rusty disco ball with six nacelles sticking out of it. The two newest Cells were pointing in the wrong direction. Straight forward. when his Captive (Captain Wong) asked why they were put on backward he replied "ya ya, I meant that..."
But the Computer core that he had taken would not stay up. Every time Lothar tried to boot it, it would scan the area around the core, see that Lothar was there and then immediatly shut down (orders that were hardwired by Starfleet).
Without the computer, Lothar could not get the Surak's Razor to move. so now Lothar is bored, annoyed, asleep, and slightly hung-over.
Then he woke with a start, and had a horribly wonderful idea!!!
"Now that’s what I call Thinking!!!!!" yelled Lothar and moved to the airlock.