I'm pretty sure I just saw, out my window, a woman hotbox her Geo Metro, step out, spray a half-bottle of perfume on her person, and come inside, which implies she is a client, which implies she has a child, which is scary. The entire second story of the building smells like "Eau De Crack Whore" and it's giving me a headache.

Stayed at our newly-favorite cheap motel this weekend, and the room they put us in had a sink whose drain was not fully connected to the plumbing underneath - their fix for this was to have a small garbage can underneath to catch the water that didn't make it. By the time we noticed, we were already too settled in and tired (read: drunk) to ( Read more... )

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I just ate solid food! It was glorious. I think I may celebrate by donating unused oatmeal, soup, and applesauce to my local food bank. Next step: create super-cool necklace using my wisdom teeth. Might want to clean off the caked blood first - nah ( Read more... )

Back at work after two weeklong vacations bookending a shortened, deserted, and wholly unproductive pre-christmas workweek. I'm not even close to ready to turn my brain back on, and I seem to have misplaced my motivation completely. So I used the last hour or so to finally spit-shine up my writeup of my Whistler vacation and grab a few ( Read more... )

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Because I've been so scatterbrained and my response to Mike's calling me on some of my shit is tucked into a comment in my last post, I just want to make clear that I don't actually believe that Christianity, or any religion, is why Bush was re-elected. I also don't actually equate all Christians with the fundamentalist asshole-type that Bush is ( Read more... )

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I had a nice weekend. Went to Chicago to visit my best friend. Found out their art museum currently holds the original Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte. Pointillism and pixels are similar so I have an affinity for that one. Lucked out and got to see Bad Religion headline. Slept a lot but ( Read more... )

I think about politics a lot. I haven't always. This is the third time I'll be voting in a presidential election, thanks to a conveniently-timed birth, but the first time I've really been informed. I'm ashamed to admit it, but for the first few months of Dubya's administration, I honestly thought he was his dad. I credit him, though, with ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if it was leftover FaQuil crack from the night before or just my usual neural misfirings, but my dream last night was kinda wacky. I was on the set with Jay and Silent Bob (no, not Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), which of course, seemed like the perfect opportunity to buy me some pot. Unfortunately, they were all out - so they ( Read more... )