drunk's more fun.

[notbinky]

Ugh. I feel like ass - out of it and ill. When the soft drink machine at lunch started convulsing like Santa Claus having a seizure in a giant, off-balance laundry machine, I figured something was up - indeed, the second half of my Mountain Dew was all syrup. Instead of doing the rational thing and dumping it, I decided I would Be A Man1 and

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Bleh

[grue_271828]

My sixth grade teacher told our class that in the old days, moms would go get Coke syrup for their kids when they had the stomach flu. Now, I don't know if the "old days" refer to the days when Coke was chock-full of narcotics, but seems to me that pouring pure sugar down the throat of a kid who's throwing up is a really shitty idea.

Where did you pour that Mountain Dew down the drain? Might be interesting to go investigate the mutant rat population in that area.

[notbinky]

good ol' home remedies. sounds about as appealing as the doctor's prescription the one time I had the stomach flu, which was suppoisterriffic.

You'll be wanting to do your rat research in good ol' MV.

Uh Oh

[grue_271828]

I had a suspicion that it was in Mountain View. Furthermore, I have reason believe that some of the mutant rodents are now masquerading as human beings and living at La Parc Dauphine on California St.