ahahaha.. this entry made me laugh. all my knives in my house are incridibly DULL they were passed down from my dad like seven years ago now or something, so whenever I do need something sharp (for *ahem* REAL purposes) they suck.
I'm sitting here watching Total Access on NFL Network and I still didn't know that TJ Houshmanalphabetsoup is going to the Seahawks. Guess I should start paying attention. Too bad it's not Chad Johnson 85 instead!
my dad insisted on buying me a fancy new pocket knife at home depot (i forget why. birthday maybe?) and he just had to "test" the sharpness. 4 horrified employees, a blood trail, and two bandaids later, we left.
"well, at least you know it's sharp," he says and nods approvingly.
"yes, me and half the store. thank you."
i never want my stuff christened like that again. he has a tendency to try though.
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...Okay. ;)
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Oh yes. If only I could have Dropsy McDouchesnoggle.
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"well, at least you know it's sharp," he says and nods approvingly.
"yes, me and half the store. thank you."
i never want my stuff christened like that again. he has a tendency to try though.
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