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[notbamf]

So this week I found out how men get their gall bladder looked at by a doctor

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[katers5636]

I'm sorry, I'm with Heather on this. Try being a woman, with the salad tongs that EXPAND and the long q tip and the scraping. And we won't even get into labor.

[notbamf]

I will guarantee you. GUARANTEE YOU. That the pee hole would be worse.

This is not even debatable to me. I would rather have the salad tongs and scraping in my bum that the pee hole. EASY. And THAT is still not an IN hole. :p

[volsgirl]

Yeahhh...the salad tongs aren't fun at all.

I actually need to go get checked out. Ugh.

[notbamf]

Again, there's no way the tongs could be as bad as the rod. Like...zero percent.

[volsgirl]

Neither one of us will ever know.

[notbamf]

No, I know.

[mercymydarling]

There is no such thing as bad hair metal. You plebe.

P.S. It is things like this:
Doctor: I don't have a brother.
Me: He'll still die. That is how hard I'll kill you.
that make me love you despite your horrible taste in everything.

[notbamf]

I try. :)

[austin_boo_moo]

Yeah, sorry, darlin', but I'm gonna have to argue.

Sure, having a nice, well-hung guy going in me, or a sex toy, is fine. Having cold, metal salad tongs in me to "open me up" so that they can put a pointy stick inside of me to SCRAPE me?!?!?!??! Fucking bullshit, dude. I can't believe they can't find a better way of doing a pap smear.

Though I won't disagree - having one's gallbladder checked out by urethral insertion? Horrrrrrible mental visual, there. Ew, ew, ew.

[notbamf]

Yeah, you can argue, but...you're wrong. :) I'm not saying that the tongs stuff would feel good or anything, but there is a zero probability it could be worse than the rod. I'm sure they both suck, but it's like the fork analogy another girl left a few comments down here. :)

[notbamf]

THANK YOU. Someone uses their reason.

I'd take the salad tongs up my bum over the rod, and again...still not an in hole. :)