I ended up in a brief and disastrous relationship with two men who decided they only wanted each other and ended up literally driving me insane. It's not just you.
Hermione opens the package curiously and smiles when she sees the contents. She gets an idea and pops into the kitchen, bustling around before sending a return package.
Likewise. Thanks for fueling the addiction.
- Hermione
On opening the tupperware box, he'd find a banana sandwich with peanutbutter for good measure.
It is true what I've heard in the nexus about you and Malfoy chatting like old chums? Please be careful. He's a snake and you know it. He can be charming but he also threatened me with you and Ginny and the connotation was purely sexual. There are loads of great guys out there, do us both a favor and don't let down your guard around him.
Hermione reads and addresses a letter back via Hedwig.
Harry,
Yes, we did talk. That was all we did. I'm not going to go with him beyond neutral ground. Secondly, he has a girlfriend and Parkinson was never exactly one for sharing her boyfriends. Thirdly, please tie a giant neon sign around the necks of eligible, good guys because everyone who's hit on me in the Nexus so far seems to have written the manual on skeevy. Fenrir bloody Greyback for Merlin's sake.
You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that Hermione. I was pacing up a storm before Hedwig screeched at me to snap out of it.
As for nice single guys, I'll try to put a neon sign around that genie fellow's neck next time I see him, Peter Parker is nice. Oh I've heard Alex Depp is nice, one of the versions of The Flash, and that new fellow with the gloves seems nice too, Zander. Does that help at all?
Check the hair colour, and you'll see it's brunette and not blonde. Am not having a Luna Lovegood moment. Kidding, by the way.
Genie fellow seemed a little bat-shit crazy last time, but understandable with the circumstances. Flash and Zander are lovely. Don't know the other two. Don't bother setting me up --having too much fun playing Alanis and spending quality time with my cat. Okay, seriously, I'm fine. I'm enjoying being single.
Well done, Sirius. It's not much but it's something, and something is better than nothing. I'll read into the Hufflepuff family and animal/object transfiguration. Meanwhile, I have no doubt that you've thought up ways to help Remus. Oh, and stock up on vegetables in the meanwhile.
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After our talk, I couldn't resist.
Draco
Opening the box, she'll find enough peanutbuttery goodness for the most serious addict.
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Likewise. Thanks for fueling the addiction.
- Hermione
On opening the tupperware box, he'd find a banana sandwich with peanutbutter for good measure.
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Hermione,
It is true what I've heard in the nexus about you and Malfoy chatting like old chums? Please be careful. He's a snake and you know it. He can be charming but he also threatened me with you and Ginny and the connotation was purely sexual. There are loads of great guys out there, do us both a favor and don't let down your guard around him.
Your caring friend,
Harry
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Harry,
Yes, we did talk. That was all we did. I'm not going to go with him beyond neutral ground. Secondly, he has a girlfriend and Parkinson was never exactly one for sharing her boyfriends. Thirdly, please tie a giant neon sign around the necks of eligible, good guys because everyone who's hit on me in the Nexus so far seems to have written the manual on skeevy. Fenrir bloody Greyback for Merlin's sake.
Your always sensible friend,
Hermione.
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You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that Hermione. I was pacing up a storm before Hedwig screeched at me to snap out of it.
As for nice single guys, I'll try to put a neon sign around that genie fellow's neck next time I see him, Peter Parker is nice. Oh I've heard Alex Depp is nice, one of the versions of The Flash, and that new fellow with the gloves seems nice too, Zander. Does that help at all?
Love,
Harry
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Check the hair colour, and you'll see it's brunette and not blonde. Am not having a Luna Lovegood moment. Kidding, by the way.
Genie fellow seemed a little bat-shit crazy last time, but understandable with the circumstances. Flash and Zander are lovely. Don't know the other two. Don't bother setting me up --having too much fun playing Alanis and spending quality time with my cat. Okay, seriously, I'm fine. I'm enjoying being single.
Love,
Hermione.
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Well done, Sirius. It's not much but it's something, and something is better than nothing. I'll read into the Hufflepuff family and animal/object transfiguration. Meanwhile, I have no doubt that you've thought up ways to help Remus. Oh, and stock up on vegetables in the meanwhile.
-Hermione
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