1) The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini (371 pages)
2) Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger (288 pages)
3) Crime and Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoevsky (576 pages)
4) Evidence of Things Unseen, by Marianne Wiggins (383 pages)
5) The Good Earth, by Pearl S. Buck (418 pages)
6) Emma, by Jane Austen (432 pages)
7) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis ( Read more... )

THIS FUCKING ESSAY ( Read more... )

I just introduced my mother, who has no real concept of the internet and JUST printed her first document, to Youtube.

Heaven help us.

SO THE PLAN IS THIS!

1) Apply and get accepted to Brown.
2)Major in Applied Mathematics.

Why? So I can have my classes in THIS building:

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Oh, no. Oh, god, I'm so sad.

Kurt Vonnegut died today.

I needed to have lunch with him. He was one of like, three great authors alive today that I wanted to have lunch with. To try to scrape off some of his genius and plaster it to myself.

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the world is devoid of life and I'm waiting to stick a laundry load in the dryer.

( Quizzes! )

On Monday, June 25th, I will be in New York City for exactly 8 hours, beginning at six o'clock in the morning. I will need to be back at JKF by 2 o'clock ( Read more... )

PLEEEAAASSSEEE, if you are good in French ( Read more... )

Such high drama.

I need to write an autobiography so I can remember when my life fades into something duller.

1) The Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini (371 pages)
2) Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger (288 pages)
3) Crime and Punishmentby Fyodor Dostoevsky (576 pages)
4) Evidence of Things Unseen, by Marianne Wiggins (383 pages)
5) The Good Earth, by Pearl S. Buck (418 pages)
6) Emma, by Jane Austen (432 pages)
7) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis ( Read more... )