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[notaustralian]

27.09.10

In response to the posters that my opponent has doctored, I have no comment to say other than that it is highly immature and inappropriate. It is pure propaganda, and I am embarrassed that he had to reduce to such shameless measures to win the voters' heart.

How did he even get those pictures... When did... I... Did someone... Alfred?

Comments

[waitforsuperman]

It obviously wasn't me, I've been gone for a week. Plus I don't own a camera.

[notaustralian]

Mr. Jones... I'm glad to see that you are safe and sound.
You and I need to discuss your absence and your paycheck.

[waitforsuperman]

I'm fine! Totally ready to go back to work!

Unless...A-Am I fired?

[notaustralian]

It would be fine if you'd like to take a few more days off. I only ask that you keep in touch and not vanish for a week.

You are not fired... yet.

[polishflare]

What's vulgar is that you make coffee with your pants off!

Thanks for thinking I'm, like, a doctor and all, though. I know I'm way smart and everything.

[notaustralian]

What is inappropriate is for you to invade my personal and private space. I am certain that constitutes as trespassing.

[polishflare]

Like, more inappropriate then having your almost booty displayed for all to see. I think not!

Besides, trespassing isn't that illegal or anything.

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[queenlymacbeth]

Personally, those posters made me want to vote for you...

ooc

[waitforsuperman]

ten million internets to you.

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[lizzypan]

I swear on my name that I had no such thing to do with those photos, Mr. Edelstein. I... I can only wonder how he managed to get ahold of those.

You are very
Is it really you?
Would you like to
I WANT TO WORK NIGHT SHIFTS

ooc

[queenlymacbeth]

we need to make a triangle...yes? :3

ooc

[lizzypan]

...YES.