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[notaustralian]

01.09.10

WANTED
HOUSEKEEPER TO START IMMEDIATELY!
MUST BE PUNCTUAL AND EFFICIENT. WILLING TO HELP A YOUNG MASTER OUT.
ABLE TO SPEAK GERMAN IS DESIRED BUT NOT NECESSARY.
SALARY NEGOTIABLE.

CONTACT: XXX-XXX-XXXX
ASK FOR CARRIE

Please by all means disregard the advertisement. I do not need a housekeeper. I really wish she would stop doing this

Comments

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[waitforsuperman]

I can speak Spanish. kind of |D

MEAN AUSTRIAN IS MEAN. 8D

[notaustralian]

... I am not sure that's helpful to me.

desperate american is desperate D|

[waitforsuperman]

I have a bike and I'll be ten minutes early every day and I'm willing to work for two bucks above minimum wage.

Desperate is not a good color on you.

[notaustralian]

Why would I pay you two dollars above minimum wage when I don't need a housekeeper?

[das_vedanya]

This explains the strange flier posted to my office door this morning...

[notaustralian]

I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience it has caused you.

I don't know who you are but I need a job

[lizzypan]

Carrie? Is that really you? Oh my we haven't spoken since junior prom!

Hello, my name is Elizaveta Hedevary (ooc: non-accented because I am lazy atm). If I may, I'm here to extend my services to you! I'm a very experienced housekeeper and my cleaning abilities are superb. Although we have not met before Mr. Edelstein, I am a fan of your... uh, work. Good luck for the election!

Call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX

Carrie. HELP ME OUT HERE, OKAY? I NEED A JOB. I SWEAR I'M RELIABLE. REMEMBER THE TIME I HELPED YOU CLEAN OUT THAT VINEGAR STAIN ON YOUR FAVOURITE SHIRT? YEAH.

[notaustralian]

WAIT, LIZZY? LIZZY WHO WENT OUT WITH THAT ONE GUY WITH THE HAIR IN TENTH GRADE?

Okay, send your resume my way and I'm sure you'll get hired. Mr. Edelstein can be a total priss sometimes but just roll with it.

[lizzypan]

OH MY GOD, YES. HOW ARE YOU? I'LL BE SENDING YOU THAT IN A MOMENT!

Really? I hear he's just a little stiff. Oh, well, we'll get that all sorted out when we meet.

[notaustralian]

OKAY, GIRL. I GOT YOUR RESUME. YOU'RE HIRED. SHOW UP MONDAY AT 9AM.

He's just a big baby. Born and raised an aristocrat, you gotta treat him like a prince.

When you get there, just tell me I sent you.