Seventh Leaf [Public]

[notalfred]

[Loud rapid-fire gunshots.]

There's way too many of these stupid things! Alfred's down and I'm running out of bullets! Can someone get their asses over here!?

[A whizzing sound and a few stray needles hit Matt. He shouts because a few made it through his coat.] FUCKIN' EH!

[A string of gunshots and vulgar French cursing.]

Comments

Re: [voice / public]

[penny_dancer]

Who are you, before I say anything else?

[voice / private]

[penny_dancer]

Oh, they've got another brother? Who was the other man panicking?

Well, Alfred...*shuffling* He was hit pretty badly on his right side, and he's currently out cold. He fainted, I think. Matthew's not that bad, don't worry.

[voice / private]

[penny_dancer]

Doesn't that make you his brother too?

They will be, once we get back to the shi---oh for the love of Ixion Fire!

Ship.

Re: [voice / private]

[penny_dancer]

But if you're Matthew's brother, and that other man is Alfred's brother, and Matt and Alfred are twins, why would you and the other man be related?

Of course, Mister...?

[voice / private]

[penny_dancer]

Oh, that would explain why they have different last names.

Don't worry, Francis, I will tell you and Mr. Kirkland how they're doing just as soon as I can.

[voice / private]

[penny_dancer]

*firmly* He's Alfred's other brother. He has a right to know.